Will Eventually Scatter

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

0hmycas:

Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty

exhibit A

Exhibit B

we need to have a talk

(via hench-4-life)

rubych4n:

‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’

the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

fasterfood:

yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)

(via wartortles)

bearofblood:

are baras and bears different name for the same species or are they like closely-related cousins

(via termsofenragement)

darrynek:

Evangelion 4.44: You Do (Not) Only Want To Suck This Bepis

(via barackcitybitch)

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

(via wartortles)

lyublyudacris:

lyublyudacris:

oh my god I need help my aunt’s dog was humping my cousin and there’s dog jizz all over her shorts and she doesn’t understand and I don’t know if I should leave it be or if I should tell her mother

oh my god my aunt just saw it and thought it was slobber and I just„„

MY COUSIN IS LYING DOWB ON THE COUCH AGAIN AD THE DOG IS HUMPINGG HER AGAIN I BEED TO LEAVE

lyublyudacris:

oh my god I need help my aunt’s dog was humping my cousin and there’s dog jizz all over her shorts and she doesn’t understand and I don’t know if I should leave it be or if I should tell her mother

oh my god my aunt just saw it and thought it was slobber and I just„„